yumikuri:

some person: we dont let our pets on the furniture

me: 

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pondwitch:

gill-goo:

pondwitch:

hey idiots watch this *morphs into an ordinary fist-sized onion and never morphs back*

Please tell me this is a legit neo-dadaist shitpost and not some kink , i can never be sure since the headless man porn blog

*doesnt move or react* ;)))

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kelssiel:

zoobus:

sasunaru-senses:

year 3000. naruto is dead. zoruto, the son of poruto, who was the son of coruto, who was the son of goruto, who was the son of boruto, who was the son of naruto, now has an anime. ‘zoruto is gonna…be better than poruto’ kishimoto assures, at age 1026.

Which part of the Bible is this from

Believe it 3.10

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👏I👏GOT👏GENDERED👏CORRECTLY👏TODAY👏HOLY👏SHIT👏

starbccks:

follow me for more great posts other people made

(Source: amthsts-remade, via secretlynecessary)

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

werewolves are gay culture, whichever angle you look at it there’s nothing heterosexual about being a werewolf

Sorry to say this straights but jot down Orcs as gay culture as well!

Witches? Gay!
Mermaids? Gay!
Vampires? Gay!
Dwarves? Gay!
Elves? Gay!
Hobbits? Gay!
Centaurs? Gay! 
Giants? Gay! 
Dragons? Gay!
That eye tower from lord of the rings? G a y!

Your fantasy creature is gay, your mythical creature is gay

They’re all gay!

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space-flannel:

Why is LARP so much more taboo than historical reenactment why is pretending you’re a wizard less socially acceptable than pretending you’re a confederate

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